Being the edgy and controversial dude I am, I decided to
get ahead of the bandwagon and read Tampa by Alissa Nutting. Before I go on and tell you any details about
it I have to get two things out of the way: One, I hate fiction. DEPLORE it.
I enjoy sharp dialogue and well written, clever passages that make me
laugh out loud with how clever they are.
Raymond Chandler is the standard that I hold all fiction to. Because this tittilation happens so few and
far between (but does happen)I find it very discouraging to read any fiction,
and I generally regard it as an almost assured waste of my time.
Second thing is, I primarily wanted to read this book for
the sex scenes, to see if a 26 year old "hot" schoolteacher having
sex with a 14 year old borderline (giving that one to Alissa, hmm? - Ed)
prepubescent boy could be erotic and turn me on. Turns out she really can't, or maybe she
didn't want to, in which case she totally dropped the ball on that one. This is just the first of a wave of
50-Shades-of-Grey-with-a-Shamalan-twist clones that printing presses and
electronic publishing software will churn out for our generation. Something to look forward to.
To her credit she does lift some ideas from American Psycho,
she does not steal enough to make her novel entertaining, and does attempt to
put us in to the mind of a beautiful 26 year old psychopathic pedophile. She masturbates while thinking a lot about
boys, which I'm sure most people have done, but then takes the next logical step
and plans her entire life and career around molesting boys. Everyone
else around her are just inconvenient tools whom she is incapable of having any
feelings for. Maybe there are mental
illnesses that make people that way. As
Bret Easton Ellis showed us, reading about people with mental illnesses is
pretty fascinating because they have bizarre, very particular personality
qualities that usually make them interesting to read about, such as WesleyWillis or Phineas Gage. However, Alissa
decided to pick the most excruciatingly boring of psychopathologies, and
proceed to write almost two hundred and fifty pages about her.
If you enjoy similes that involve the words like and as you
should definitely read Tampa.
I'm going to tell you another reason you should read the
book: there is an idea in it that is
fantastic. Part way through the book she
wants to get rid of the boy she had spent the first half of the book seducing. She goes on to seduce another boy, but the
implications of her reasoning why she loses feelings for the first kid is
interesting. She finds him unpleasant to
be around, he becomes less intimate and rougher and emotionally distant. All of these are because of, the result of,
the ideas she gives to him and the experiences she subjects him to. She at no point dwells on this, that she has made
him in to a person she is incapable of tolerating, the same way she regards her
husband and possibly also other adult men.
I think she is talking about male female relationships in general. When we are young to the dating scene the first
few people we have intimate contact with form a very lasting impression. It is very easy for people to become frigid
because of early relationships when sex was not good, and have poor future
relationships, spreading that negativity to others who may have been
impressionable or new to the experience.
We are capable of shaping our future experience and be willing to make
another attempt by keeping an open mind, instead of perpetuating an endless
cycle of misdirected revenge or confusion of our own animalistic
tendencies.
In the end, or at no point whatsoever do we find out
anything about the main pretty lady person's past because the writer thought it
was probably a bad idea to give them any sort of empathy, explanation her
behavior or anything that would accidentally develop her
"character".